On Large Hadron Disappointments

Well it's Wednesday and we're all still here. While I was hoping to go in my sleep this morning at 3:30 AM I instead awoke to the screeching of my alarm clock. Yes, I guess deep down I'm glad that the world continues and the Earth wasn't swallowed up in a man-made blackhole of doom, but I'm not sure how I'm going to cover maxing out all three credit cards and telling my boss what I really think yesterday.

Note to self: in the future make sure the world is ending before setting "Plan:Endtimes" in motion...